Monthly Archives: December 2008

Ten Things I Learned in College

1. The abbreviations A.M. and P.M. means “Ante Meridiem” and “Post Meridiem” respectively.

  • ante – Latin: before
  • post – Latin: after
  • meridiem – Latin: noon

2.  The national language of the Philippines is not “Tagalog”; it is “Filipino”.

3. The trigonometric functions “secant” (sec) and “cosecant” (csc) are actually pronounced as “SI-kant” and “ko-SI-kant” rspectively. (Many teachers and students mispronounce them as “SE-kant” and “ko-SE-kant“.)

4. Confucius is the one who made the Golden Rule.

Do not do unto others what you don’t want others to do unto you.

5. Emilio Aguinaldo did not want to execute Andres Bonifacio. He left a note saying:

Spare him not kill him.

The executioners read it as “Spare him not; kill him”. But what Aguinaldo is trying to say is “Spare him; not kill him”.

  • I’ve learned that the location of the semicolon makes a big difference.

6. These are some words and their correct pronounciations:

WORD WRONG CORRECT
Comfort “KOM-fort” “KON-fort”
Ma’am “mam” “mem”
Speaking “is-PI-king” “is-PE-king”

7. HIV is a virus; AIDS is an ilness.

8. The largest muscle of the human body is the gluteus maximus.

9. College is more exciting than high school.

10. “Pwedeng mangopya; huwag lang papahuli.” – Prof. Perez (my professor in College Algebra).

P.S. Share what you’ve learned in college whether it is big or small by posting a comment here.

My Story

This is just a joke.

On the deck of a ship:

A DLSU girl threw her cellphone to the sea.

PLM boy: Sayang!

DLSU girl: We have lots of cellphones in DLSU!

Meanwhile, Ateneo girl threw her laptop to the sea.

PLM boy: What the–?

Ateneo girl: There are lot of computers in Ateneo!

PLM boy remained silent because he has nothing. Then a handsome man came to join them. PLM boy pushed the man to the sea!

Everybody: OMG! Why did you push him?

PLM boy: It’s ok. There are lots of handsome boys in PLM.

ROB says: I’m one of them. :)